3 Words I Wish I'd Heard When My Boyfriend Cheated On Me

Kaye Toal Curator:

Neil Gaiman, renaissance man and legendary novelist, once gave the best graduation speech I've ever heard. It was so good that they're making a book of it. Here's my favorite part, which happens to be the one I listen to whenever something awful happens (I wasn't kidding with that headline, people).

Did I mention they're making a book of it? We called in a couple of favors, pulled a few strings, and promised a few of our first-borns, and now we have an exclusive page from this gorgeous upcoming printing, designed by Chip Kidd:

Love it? Me too. Want it? ME TOO. Oh my God, we have so much in common! I'm thinking you should support your local independent bookstore by pre-ordering through them so you'll have it to brighten your day when it comes out on May 14:


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